I don’t know why you’d want to email me, really. Maybe you think I’d be fun to talk to, and you’ve got some crazy idea that I’d talk back to you. Ah, who am I kidding, I probably would. Maybe you want to buy some of my art and the Redbubble stuff just isn’t doing it for you. Maybe you want to give me millions of dollars so I can retire on a beach somewhere with a cat and a pet snake and a room dedicated to teeth that I’ve found. That would be nice. If you want to do that, please contact me immediately using the form below.